Dare You Not to Laugh!
What is a plumbers favourite vegetable?
A leek
What do you call a fake pasta?
An impasta!
Why do oranges do so well in school?
Because they can concetrate
What did the grape do when it got stepped on?
Nothing but let out a little wine
Why does cheese never worry about anything?
Because everything’s gonna brie all right
What is the anteaters favourite pizza topping?
Antchovies
Why don’t eggs tell each other secrets?
Because they might crack up
Why don’t eggs tell each other secrets?
Because they might crack up
What do you call cheese that isn’t yours?
Nacho cheese!
What did one plate say to another plate?
Tonight, dinner’s on me!
Why did the pie go to the dentist?
It needed a filling
Why did the bread apply for a job?
Because it wanted to get a little more dough
Did you hear the joke about the peanut butter?
I’m not telling you. You might spread it!
Wanna hear a joke about pizza?
Nevermind, it’s too cheesy
What did the pecan say to the walnut?
We’re friends because we’re both nuts!
“Blue Monday”
Expression that refers to the saddest day of the year, based on a formula by psychologist Cliff Arnall. This formula takes into account various factors, such as the weather, accumulated debts, time since Christmas and failure to keep New Year’s resolutions. The result points to the third Monday in January as the saddest day.
Whether this is true or not, PONTO. has come up with the ideal solution to make your Monday a little less blue!